Otis is his name

Doug has decided on a name.. And the winner is

"SIR OTIS WINCHESTER MONTGOMERY"

A new addition to the dysfunctional Montgomery family

Meet our new son. We have not decided on a name, we are tossing around bentley, oscar, gus, brutus or webster. I will update everyone at a later time.

The Love of My Life...

I love you more than a fat kid loves cake
I love you more than a hooker loves sex
I love you more than George Bush loves oil
I love you more than Obama loves the poor
I love you more than pigs love mud
I love you more than Mexicans love America
I love you more than Monica Lewinsky loves dirty dresses

I am sure you get the picture. I know I do not say it enough but I love you from the top of your head to the tips of your toes. You are my life and I don't know what I would do without you. I love you more than anything in this world. It's you and me baby for eternity... sealed with a kiss..

Have you noticed Ice Cream is smaller? 16 ounces smaller

I ventured out to the grocery store today after work. I have been absolutely disgusted at the prices in the grocery stores. I have cut back on alot of things, I have started buying store brand items. I mean heck you can't even afford to eat. Take a look at the picture above. I was so excited when I seen Breyer's ice cream was finally on sale. Buy one get one free.. Great I reach in the freezer, get out what I thought was 1/2 gallon of mint chocolate chip ice cream and to my surprise it was smaller than before. I noticed we have gone from 1/2 gallons of ice cream to .375 gallon of ice cream and the price has gone from 4.99 to 5.99 so we have lost .175 gallon of ice cream and had a $1.00 increase. Un freaking believable. Needless to say I did not purchase bryer's ice cream instead we sacrificed klondike bars and ice cream sandwiches 2 for 5.00. And everyone wonders what is happening to the economy. Well here you have it. Pay more get less... I may purchase their .375 gallons of ice cream if they put it on sale buy one get 3 free...

Why does it take so long for a dog to poop?

Geez.. My dog barks to go out, we go out, he barks to come in, we come in, he barks to go out, we go out, he barks to come in, we come in, this whole ordeal goes on for an hour or so. When he finally decides its really time to do this, he barks and knawls all over my feet, arms and head. We go outside for the 7th time. He runs from one side of the front yard to the other, head is held up high, with a nice smooth run as if he was in the purina dog show going for best in show. After 15 minutes of looking for the right spot, he circles his spot and circles and circles and circles. We go through atleast 10 circles. Finally he squats to let it out.. nope he's back at it again. some more circles.. Ok.. here we go he squats again.. nope not the right spot back across the yard. Now he is barking.. Finally a spot. He squats, the poop comes out, he kicks the grass with his back paws and tries to cover it up. While all this is going on, I am dodging a damn bat that is nose diving at my head several times. We finally come in. I give him his snack for being a good boy and there he is at the door wanting to go back out. We go back out he runs straight into the grass squats and pees. Like we could not do this all in 1 trip. Back inside another snack and he goes to sleep. This whole production took over 1 hour and 30 minutes.

BWI on the WII. Wii Bowling while intoxicated.

I won every game. I guess I was the only one not intoxicated at the time. Kevin (Doug's older brother) looked like the statue of liberty after every throw. His arm would go straight up in the air and he held it there until his turn was over. After a few games he started kicking his leg up in the air with the statue of liberty stance. So he looked like the statue of liberty standing on one leg.

Harley is home from the groomer.

I just love our new groomer. She does a great job with Harley although Doug has a fit when he picks him up and he has bows in his hair. Our groomer blow drys every dog by hand she does not kennel dry them and that is why is coat is so smooth.

BOYCOTT THE OPRAH WINFREY SHOW!!!

Rumor has is it, George and Cindy Anthony will be on her show sometime in May. I am so sick of seeing these grandparents raking in proceeds from the death of their grandaughter. I am asking all friends, family, coworkers, and bloggers to hop on the boycott Oprah bus. All we are going to here is lies lies and more lies. Please do not watch this interview and give the Anthony family their 1 hour of fame. I read somewhere that neither one of these people are working anymore because of the sale of photos, videos and giving interviews. Where is the voice for Caylee all I hear coming out of their mouths is justice for Casey. This woman killed her daughter and all the evidence proves it. Quit living a life of lies or you will be spending eternity in hell with Casey while Caylee is spending eternity in heaven with a new warm and loving family. So theres a choice.. tell the truth and break free from all your stress and worries and you will be with Caylee again when God calls for you or continue to tell lies and protect a child killer and you can spend eternity in hell with the child killers...

TAX DAY TEA PARTY

ok everyone lets take america back and this is how we are going to do it. Please make every attempt to let your voice be heard.
http://taxdayteaparty.com/